Monday, September 22, 2008

Majority

The word "majority" is a silly word when it refers to a person's coming of age--the age of voting, pornography, beer, and other meaningless pleasures. When I was twelve, I said: I've reached the majority of my majority. Gimme some titty-mags and a Sam Adams.

True story.

1 comment:

Samantha said...

What did you ask for when you turned 10 (and reached the majority of your minority)? Diapers?