The word "majority" is a silly word when it refers to a person's coming of age--the age of voting, pornography, beer, and other meaningless pleasures. When I was twelve, I said: I've reached the majority of my majority. Gimme some titty-mags and a Sam Adams.
True story.
About Me
- Admiral Meriweather
- Middling size, brown hair, odd sort of indentation between eyebrows left over from chicken pox, two hands, feet, don't wear glasses or contacts.
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What did you ask for when you turned 10 (and reached the majority of your minority)? Diapers?
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